Dangerous Foe

GILGAMESH I CHOOSE YOU!

Link: "A taste of your own medicine you green piece of turd!"

Tonberry takes a step forward "..."

Zelda "I'll distract it while you run. It can't hurt me I've never killed anything!"

Link "No... I can't use you as bait for one Tonberry."

Zelda: "I'm glad you said no because I wasn't being serious."

GILGAMESH rides in with lunar lance and scary mask and such and stabs Tonberry.

0 damage. No Effect.

Tonberry steps forward. "..."

Link: "Just wanted to see if that would work. Ok I'm just going to attack it and see if I can kill it with a deathblow"

Zelda: "If we run it can't possibly catch us"

Link: "And how would that look? Wow some protector right?"

Tonberry uses "knife" on Link

9,999,999 damage.

Bweep bweep bweep THUD........

Zelda: "Damn it Link. All those chickens. You should have left the chickens alone!"

Link: "Ok i'm hurt. Need Fairy plzkthxbai"

Tonberry: "..."

Zelda uses glare.

Tonberry steps back ward "..."

Tonberry escapes from battle.